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History never looks like history when you are living through it.
Author: John W. Gardner

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, however, if faced with courage, need not be lived again.
Author: Maya Angelou

Hold a true friend with both hands.
Author: Nigerian Proverb

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Author: Fred Allen

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear...
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NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. "Now do you understand?" he asked. "I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?"
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes