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I'm going to a special place when I die, but I want to make sure my life is special while I'm here.
Author: Payne Stewart

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Author: David Letterman

I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'
Author: Unknown

Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Author: Mae West

Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes