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Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Author: Raymond Loewy

Beware of dissipating your powers; strive constantly to concentrate them. Genius thinks it can do whatever it sees others doing, but is sure to repent of every ill-judged outlay.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Beware the flatterer: he feeds you with an empty spoon.
Author: Cosino DeGregrio

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.
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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
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I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
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At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words. "Yes," she replied. "He said 'I don't know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin..."
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How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye
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