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Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
Author: James Thorpe

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.
Author: Spanish Proverb

How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers' names.
Author: Alice Walker

How use doth breed a habit in a man.
Author: William Shakespeare

Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses.
Author: Richard Brinsley Sheridan

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack." "Sounds g reat," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel.
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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
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