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I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a Radical to remove all that is bad. I seek to preserve property and to respect order, and I equally decry the appeal to the passions of the many or the prejudices of the few.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

It is one of man's curious idiosyncrasies to create difficulties for the pleasure of resolving them.
Author: Joseph de Maistre

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of mys
Author: Terry Pratchett

To try to be better is to be better.
Author: Charlotte Cushman

To will is to select a goal, determine a course of action that will bring one to that goal, and then hold to that action till the goal is reached. The key is action.
Author: Michael Hanson

What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !
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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.
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What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !
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What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
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