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I have found power in the mysteries of thought, exaltation in the changing of the Muses; I have been versed in the reasonings of men; but Fate is stronger than anything I have known.
Author: Euripides

The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dream shall never die.
Author: Edward M. Kennedy

The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.
Author: Robertson Davies

The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
Author: Tom Morris

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
Author: Harry S Truman

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !
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Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.
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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.
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How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.
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Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.
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