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To see a world in a Grain of Sand, And a Heaven in a Wild Flower, Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour.
Author: William Blake

Lord, make me an instrument of Your peace! Where there is hatred let me sow love; Where there is injury, pardon; Where there is doubt, faith; Where there is despair, hope; Where there is darkness, light; Where there is sadness, joy.
Author: Saint Francis of Assisi

To stop the flow of music would be like the stopping of time itself, incredible and inconceivable.
Author: Aaron Copland

If we weren't all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting we couldn't endure it.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

To the soul, there is hardly anything more healing than friendship.
Author: Thomas Moore

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !
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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna
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What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !
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Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !
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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !
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