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This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The big thieves hang the little ones.
Author: Czech Proverb

This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and
Author: George Bernard Shaw

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost.
Author: Aristotle

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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