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It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Author: Dick Cavett

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
Author: Mark Twain

The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
Author: Tellis Frank

Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.
Author: Harold Bloom

Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come back to you.
Author: Madeline Bridges

Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes