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It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.
Author: Freeman Dyson

It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.
Author: Betty Friedan

It is feeling and force of imagination that make us eloquent.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

It is good for us to be here.
Author: Bible

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
Author: Sally Kempton

Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
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Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she asked for her husband's opinion. By this time, he had learned just the right things to say. "It's perfect!" he exclaimed. "It makes your waist look smaller, your legs look longer and slenderizes your hips." Just then, a voice from the dressing room piped up. "If there's a dress here that will do all that- I'll take ten!"
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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I do?" His mother has an idea. "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone. " I was humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes." " What's wrong with that?" asked his mother. " We hadn't started eating yet."
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What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes