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It was not pre-arranged. It just happened that the driver made and demand and I just didn't feel like obeying his demand . . . I was quite tired after spending a full day working.
Author: Rosa Parks

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Author: Thomas Hobbes

Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.
Author: Henry George

Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
Author: Francis Quarles

Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!" "I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend. "But what about the smell?" "He'll soon get used to that."
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes