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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Author: E. Joseph Crossman

No woman is required to build the world by destroying herself.
Author: Rabbi Sofer

Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Author: Ron Nesen

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Nobody sees a flower - really - it is so small it takes time - we haven't time - and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time.
Author: Georgia O'Keeffe

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes