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No matter how advanced your camera you still need to be responsible for getting it to the right place at the right time and pointing it in the right direction to get the photo you want.
Author: Ken Rockwell

No matter how much pressure you feel at work, if you could find ways to relax for at least five minutes every hour, you'd be more productive.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Make your life a mission - not an intermission.
Author: Arnold Glasgow

No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.
Author: Robert Half

Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?
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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.
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Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole basketball team?"
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There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
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Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. "Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor," said Higginbote. "Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe." "Obstetrics?" scoffed Goldstein. "At the rate science is going, you'd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebody'd find a cure for it."
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