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Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
Author: Gene Fowler

Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes.
Author: Titus Livius

Men cling passionately to old traditions and display intense reluctance to modify customary modes of behavior, as innovators at all times have found to their cost. The dead-weight of conservatism, largely a lazy and cowardly distaste for the strenuous and
Author: V. Gordon Childe

Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel. Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
Author: Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
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How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
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Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!
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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!
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