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Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose.
Author: Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Learning is achieved only in company.
Author: The Talmud

Learning makes a man fit company for himself.
Author: Thomas Fuller

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
Author: Poul Anderson

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Author: Jack Benny

My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.
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How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank".
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Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes