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For ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones.
Author: Bible

Force without wisdom falls of its own weight.
Author: Horace

Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one who forgives.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Forming characters! Whose? Our own or others? Both. And in that momentous fact lies the peril and responsibility of our existence.
Author: Elihu Burritt

Fortune favors the brave.
Author: Virgil

What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"
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What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.
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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
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Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.
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