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He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far off the town is.
Author: African Proverb

He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage - he won't encounter many rivals.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god.
Author: Aristotle

He who laughs, lasts!
Author: Mary Pettibone Poole

He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.
Author: Horace

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes