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Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
Author: Alan Dean Foster

Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensable condition, of nearly every other form of freedom.
Author: Benjamin Cardozo

Friends have all things in common.
Author: Plato

Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent.
Author: William Shakespeare

From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
Author: Sigmund Freud

What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes