Best quotes to send by SMS
Jason Kottke I don't think you're a very good friend if you're always being supportive. You also have to add criticism.
Author: Jason Kottke

Diane Ackerman I don't want to be a passenger in my own life.
Author: Diane Ackerman

Steve Jobs I feel like somebody just punched me in the stomach and knocked all my wind out. I'm only 30 years old and I want to have a chance to continue creating things. I know I've got at least one more great computer in me. And Apple is not going to give me a cha
Author: Steve Jobs

Oprah Winfrey I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more love to myself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Roseanne Barr I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.
Author: Roseanne Barr

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
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Men jokes Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
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Men jokes Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
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Men jokes Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
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Men jokes Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it's a women's job.
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