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Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great.
Author: John L. Motley

Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow's sun to thee may never rise.
Author: William Congreve

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Author: Jane Wagner

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Author: Johnny Carson

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes