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Age is no guarantee of maturity.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Aggression unchallenged is aggression unleashed.
Author: Phaedrus

Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!
Author: J. K. Rowling

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself.
Author: Joel Hawes

Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes