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Every person takes the limits of their own field of vision for the limits of the world.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every time we remember to say "thank you," we experience nothing less than heaven on earth.
Author: Sarah Ban Breathnach

Every time you suppress some part of yourself or allow others to play you small, you are in essence ignoring the owner's manual your creator gave you and destroying your design.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Everybody has been young before, but not everybody has been old before.
Author: African Proverb

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes