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Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
Author: Horatio Nelson

Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by another's might.
Author: Aeschylus

Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.
Author: Henry Miller

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Author: John Barrymore

Dig the well before you are thirsty.
Author: Chinese Proverb

What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!
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What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!
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Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !
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What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!
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