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I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free.
Author: Angelina Jolie

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Author: Bill Cosby

I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.
Author: Paris Hilton

Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes