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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Author: Walter Bagehot

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Author: Nat King Cole

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.
Author: Vachel Lindsay

I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Don't be daft, man," he replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes