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It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and always gaining...
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

The ancestor of every action is a thought.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
Author: Sir Philip Sidney

One hand washes the other. (Manus Manum Lavet)
Author: Seneca

The artist doesn't have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don't have the time to read reviews.
Author: William Faulkner

An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!
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A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive ? there's no water in that pool!" "That's all right," said the man. "I can't swim!"
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"Say, your house is burning." "That's okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."
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"Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, but only when it's printed in English."
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Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn't have very much on? He went back nine months later and she had a little moron.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes