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If one is forever cautious, can one remain a human being?
Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
Author: Edith Wharton

If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Author: Robert X. Cringely

If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a pyramid, there would be finality in universal suffrage. As it is, the political problem remains unsolved.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes