Best quotes to send by SMS

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
Author: Anthony Burgess
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
Author: William Shakespeare
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Author: Quentin Crisp
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Author: John Lennon
Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible - not to have run away.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold
The best jokes to send by SMS

Which bird ran for President?
H. Ross
Parrot
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What's a parrot's favourite song?
I love
Parrots in the Springtime!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What is a parrot?
A wordy birdy!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
How do you stop a rooser crowing
on Sunday ?
Eat him on Saturday !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Why does a rooster watch TV ?
For
hentertainment !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes