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It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Author: Margaret Bonnano

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
Author: Thomas Babington Macaulay

It is quite possible for people who have never met us and who have spent only twenty minutes thinking about us to come to a better understanding of who we are than people who have known us for years.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the man said. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks."
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn't working, only to make you get up from your nice comfy seat to walk over to the other side of the room and do it yourself. Invariably, after it works the first time for you, the response is, "THAT'S WHAT I TYPED THE FIRST TIME!" Obviously not.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up." Customer: "Look, I don't have three hands!"
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Customer: "It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes