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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
Author: Clive James

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.
Author: John Barth

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
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Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!
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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
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How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!
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