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I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a man without money rather than money without a man.
Author: Themistocles

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
Author: Groucho Marx

I count religion but a childish toy, And hold there is no sin but ignorance. Birds of the air will tell of murders past. I am asham'd to hear such fooleries!
Author: Christopher Marlowe

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Author: Galileo Galilei

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
Author: Samuel Butler

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Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
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