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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

Great wisdom is generous; petty wisdom is contentious. Great speech is impassioned, small speech cantankerous.
Author: Chuang-tzu

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
Author: Mark Twain

Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.
Author: Robert Browning

An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."
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The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes