Best quotes to send by SMS
William H. Sheldon Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly, one-directionally, without regret or reservation.
Author: William H. Sheldon

Wayne Dyer Happiness is something that you are and it comes from the way you think.
Author: Wayne Dyer

Robin Green Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and dogs at bay. Happiness just wasn't part of the equation. Survival was.
Author: Robin Green

Gloria Steinem Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Publilius Syrus Hares can gambol over the body of a dead lion.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !
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