Best quotes to send by SMS

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Author: Oscar Wilde
Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
Author: Eugene Ionesco
Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.
Author: Bible
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Author: Matt Groening
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Author: Aldous Huxley
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is a paper
bag !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
Barber: It's on the same old head.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
For what person do all men take off
their hats?
The barber.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
What should you buy if your
hair
falls out ?
A good vacuum cleaner !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes