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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Author: Mark Twain

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. [In regione caecorum rex est luscus.]
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or exist in extreme boredom... Make no mistake, all intellectuals are deviants in the U.S.
Author: William S. Burroughs

In this business you either sink or swim or you don't.
Author: David Smith

I LIKE ads. It's not that we don't like ads, we just don't like ads when they are out of place.
Author: Bill Barnes

What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes