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No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Author: Lily Tomlin

No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred you will not discuss their shortcomings with the neighbors.
Author: Tom Thompson

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.
Author: Paris Hilton

No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person.
Author: Willa Cather

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Author: Bill Watterson

Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !
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Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes