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Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosi are called altruists.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it is within the reach of every man to live nobly, but within no man's power to live long.
Author: Seneca

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
Author: George Washington

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

How we remember, what we remember and why we remember form the most personal map of our individuality.
Author: Christina Baldwin

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !
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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls
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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !
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