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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Author: Carl Sagan

People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

People in general are scared to death of the war and all the exhibition have been a failure, because the rich - don't want to buy anything.
Author: Frida Kahlo

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.
Author: Cullen Hightower

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.
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Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
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