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Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Author: Matt Groening

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Science is good furniture for one's upper chamber, if there is common sense below.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Author: Albert Einstein

I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
Author: William Shakespeare

Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes