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I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.
Author: Carl Sandburg

I feel like a tiny bird with a big song!
Author: Jerry Van Amerongen

We ought not to judge of men's merits by their qualifications, but by the use they make of them.
Author: Richard Cecil

We read frequently if unknowingly, in quest of a mind more original than our own.
Author: Harold Bloom

We shall find peace. We shall hear the angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.
Author: Anton Chekhov

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
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Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone
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How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce
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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic
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Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs
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