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To the biologist the problem of socialism appears largely as a problem of size. The extreme socialists desire to run every nation as a single business concern. I do not suppose that Henry Ford would find much difficulty in running Andorra or Luxembourg on
Author: J. B. S. Haldane

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.
Author: Charlie Chaplin

One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people...well, two people can work miracles. They can change a whole town. They can change the world.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full speed ahead without stopping for water, you lose momentum to finish the race.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other.
Author: Seneca

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
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How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !
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What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
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What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
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