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Man is his own star and the soul that can render an honest and perfect man commands all light, all influence, all fate.
Author: John Fletcher

Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him.
Author: Paul Eldridge

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Author: Samuel Butler

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
Author: George Harrison

If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
Author: Socrates

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram
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