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Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be.
Author: Anton Chekhov

What helps luck is a habit of watching for opportunities, of having a patient, but restless mind, of sacrificing one's ease or vanity, of uniting a love of detail to foresight, and of passing through hard times bravely and cheerfully.
Author: Charles Victor Cherbuliez

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Author: Dan Quayle

What if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
Author: Matt Groening

What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
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