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Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.
Author: Plutarch

I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities.
Author: Whoopi Goldberg

Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Knowledge is like a garden; if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested.
Author: African Proverb

Knowledge must come through action; you can have no test which is not fanciful, save by trial.
Author: Sophocles

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" she asked. "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said. The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!" The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopeks!" "Well," replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty kopecs for the perestroika." Reluctantly, the customer gives the bartender a ruble, and is surprised when the bartender gives him back fifty kopecs and says, "We are out of beer."
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck
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