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Man is his own star and the soul that can render an honest and perfect man commands all light, all influence, all fate.
Author: John Fletcher

Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him.
Author: Paul Eldridge

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Author: Samuel Butler

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
Author: George Harrison

If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
Author: Socrates

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. "That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."
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Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: "Is it mine?"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes