Best quotes to send by SMS
Real Live Preacher Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the moment the present becomes the past.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider Men are confused. They're conflicted. They want a woman who's their intellectual equal, but they're afraid of women like that. They want a woman they can dominate, but then they hate her for being weak. It's an ambivalence that goes back to a man's relati
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Kin Hubbard Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Author: Kin Hubbard

H. L. Mencken Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosi are called altruists.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Seneca Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it is within the reach of every man to live nobly, but within no man's power to live long.
Author: Seneca

The best jokes to send by SMS
Brother and sister jokes Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
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Brother and sister jokes My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
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Brother and sister jokes How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !
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Brother and sister jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !
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Burger jokes How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
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