Best quotes to send by SMS

Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the moment the present becomes the past.
Author: Real Live Preacher
Men are confused. They're conflicted. They want a woman who's their intellectual equal, but they're afraid of women like that. They want a woman they can dominate, but then they hate her for being weak. It's an ambivalence that goes back to a man's relati
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Author: Kin Hubbard
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosi are called altruists.
Author: H. L. Mencken
Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it is within the reach of every man to live nobly, but within no man's power to live long.
Author: Seneca
The best jokes to send by SMS

Do you like my new baby sister ?
The
stalk bought her.
Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on
her head.
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes
My sister is so dim she thinks that
a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes
How do you know if your little
brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on
whenever he opens his mouth !
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name
!
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes
How do the Rolling Stones like their
burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes