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Laughter is inner jogging.
Author: Norman Cousins

Law is order, and good law is good order.
Author: Aristotle

If you can't go over, you must go under.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Author: Charles Lamb

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose.
Author: Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud
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Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've invented the square tub . . .
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Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
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