Best quotes to send by SMS
William Penn Believe nothing against another but on good authority; and never report what may hurt another, unless it be a greater hurt to some other to conceal it.
Author: William Penn

Lin Yutang Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of leaving things undoneThe wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials.
Author: Lin Yutang

Irish Proverb Better be quarrelling than lonesome.
Author: Irish Proverb

Titus Livius Better late than never.
Author: Titus Livius

Jean de La Fontaine Better to rely on one powerful king than on many little princes.
Author: Jean de La Fontaine

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dance jokes How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
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Dance jokes What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
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Dance jokes What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.
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Dance jokes What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !
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Dance jokes Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!
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