Best quotes to send by SMS

Believe nothing against another but on good authority; and never report what may hurt another, unless it be a greater hurt to some other to conceal it.
Author: William Penn
Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of leaving things undoneThe wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials.
Author: Lin Yutang
Better be quarrelling than lonesome.
Author: Irish Proverb
Better late than never.
Author: Titus Livius
Better to rely on one powerful king than on many little princes.
Author: Jean de La Fontaine
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik
(cheek).
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged
ones, because they have two left feet.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
What do you get if you cross an insect and a
dance ?
A cricket ball !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Q. What is good for your soul but not your
soles?
A. Linedancing!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes