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In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.
Author: Goldie Hawn

In comparing various authors with one another, I have discovered that some of the gravest and latest writers have transcribed, word for word, from former works, without making acknowledgment.
Author: Pliny the Elder

In early childhood you may lay the foundation of poverty or riches, industry or idleness, good or evil, by the habits to which you train your children. Teach them right habits then, and their future life is safe.
Author: Lydia Sigourney

In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.
Author: Solon

The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'will go for 14 days without winding.' 'Really?' replied his friend, 'And how long will it go if you do wind it ?'
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet !
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes