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Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Author: Henry J. Tillman

Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it.
Author: Salma Hayek

Let not your heart be troubled.
Author: Bible

Life without the courage for death is slavery.
Author: Seneca

Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice; journalism what will be read once.
Author: Cyril Connolly

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.
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What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !
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What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !
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